Monday, November 08, 2010

Verse and worse

My first cousin Trent hitch-hiked to Kent
Leaving size 16 footprints wherever he went
He was sponsored by Kumar and well shod by Puma
And regaled the drivers with his great sense of humour


Brian Miller said...

i need to get me some sponsors for a road trip...hmm...

david mcmahon said...

I'd sayv the big shoe companies are ``in the running'', Brian!

aims said...

This made me grin David! A real good one - not even a groaner!

david mcmahon said...

Thanks very much, Aims - I'll use your reviews as my benchmark. Always value your opinion.

Jackie said...

"Big Foot"....where rubber hits the road!
A good one David....

Kay said...

haha..charmingly witty

Bernie said...

Now this is funny.....:-)Hugs

CiCi said...

Trent of big shoe
will entertain you
if you give him a ride
from here to the other side

Akelamalu said...

Size 16???????? :0

Unknown said...

Big smile from me David, but I can't even imagine someone with a size 16 footprint.

Johnnny said...

We pulled over where there used to be a truck stop,
But we stepped out into endless muck slop,
A fine doe said this is where her buck stops,
Then we jumped into the pond with a duck flop.

{Keep On Truckin'}

Maggie May said...

Trent has big feet
But must look rather neat
In his Puma trainers
Designed for No-brainers.

(I can confidently say that because I'm sure that he isn't really your cousin..... if he exists at all!)

Maggie x

Nuts in May

Ayak said...

These trainers are certainly neat
For this guy with enormous feet
But Kent's just too far
for Trent, even by car
So he made a hasty retreat.

Eddie Bluelights said...

I thought there was a 'ruma'
Of the Kumar tie with Puma
But my word those enormous feet
Left footprints in the sleet
I love to say I 'met ee'
But he must have been a Yeti.