Monday, November 15, 2010

Verse and worse

The dance instructor, he was so miffed
When they told him he moved way too swift
So he took them round, from waltz to jive
Before the pupils could count to five


Eddie Bluelights said...

When questioned he just failed to answer
As to why he was such a quick dancer
Some said his Fox Trot
Was all tommyrot
With a gallop like reindeer Prancer.

His timing was simply awful
And the girls shouted comments unlawful
His Military Two Step
Was a long way from 'Hep'
And his partners were wild by the floor full.


Joanna Jenkins said...

I can't top Eddie's comment... and I can't dance either :-)

Hope all is well with you. jj

david mcmahon said...

Very deft work, Eddie.

david mcmahon said...

I can't top his comment either, Joanna - and I have two left feet on the dance floor!

Maggie May said...

*Strictly Come Dancing* on the BBC
Watched on Saturday whilst having tea.
It is something that I would never miss
Though if you don't like it, you'd want to hiss.

(This programme has brought ballroom dancing into a new light and is a real hit.
Not sure if you have ever heard of it down under.)
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Eddie Bluelights said...
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Merisi, Vienna said...

Those poor pupils should have used a coin-operated dance instructer, like the
Coin-Operated Boy used in a hilarious commercial for the Austrian jam brand Darbo?

Here is one more Darbo spot, hard to decide which I like better: Coin-Operated Boy, 2 (am I too easily amused, perchance?).


Akelamalu said...

Like a whirling dervish some said!

Eddie Bluelights said...

. . . .and I can't top my answer either because I have two left feet!! LOL

Ask Marguerite!!
The girl with the magic feet!
From Cajun Delights
Raises dancing to new heights!

CiCi said...

Eddie Bluelights rules here
His comments are so dear
Two left feet says he
The dance instructor might agree

Eddie Bluelights said...

. . . . nice of Techno to say so:

but back to Marguerite:

As well as a dancer of such high class
She is a really lovely lass
And is a super dooper cook
Her blog folks is well worth a look!

She'll give yoy a twirl
If you find her URL! LOL