Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Loony Limerick Competition #4

It's time for the next instalment of this wacky limerick contest. All you need to do is to think of a last line and leave it in the comments section here. There is a (secret) judge monitoring your entries and waiting to choose the best effort. Extra points will be given for humour and creativity.
  • You can enter as many times as you want to
  • The competition closes 48 hours after this post is published
  • The fifth line must rhyme with "cow" and "how"
  • The judge will not be swayed by bribery (I think!)

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"

The judge of Loony Limerick Competition #3 was Old Tom Wigley and he chose Akelamalu as the winner with this stirling effort:

Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,
Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter
He declared he was late to deliver the presents,
So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants
Then was immediately sick on the porch in a planter.

23 comments:

GoneBackSouth said...

How about:

Kitty hid her dead mouse pile with a quiet "miaow"

GoneBackSouth said...

Or:

They took him straight to the loony bin, where he is now.

Flassie's Fil'a said...

Congratulation's Akelamalu!!!

Have a Blessed Fun Happy
Healthy Creative Thinking Year!!!

GoneBackSouth said...

Or even:

Then the donkeys confessed that they'd pooed in the plough.

Okay that's enough :-/
Do you think if I keep submitting entries, I'll win on the basis of sheer volume?

Flassie's Fil'a said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow, The farm was stinking; no one knew how The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen: They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green, the stench of silage a farmers milk production dream, used for a cows cud chewng chow.

Akelamalu said...

Oh wow thank you - I'm gobsmacked!

This is so much fun!

Now for this weeks....

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
The ministry men came and took it away, blaming Rover the farmer's bow-wow.

Tammy said...

I'm blank!!! I can't think of anything. :o(

Billy said...

The aliens love to recycle their chow.

Fletch said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
Said he, lifting shovel, with deeply furrowed brow!

DaddyKaos said...

Turned out to be Italian, he heard them say ciao

The Egel Nest said...
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The Egel Nest said...

So he hopped on his plow, and went as fast as it would allow, cause no one had proof of ET...that is until now!

Bradley
The Egel Nest

(This was VERY loony) lol

GoneBackSouth said...

Knowing you have nominated an impartial third party to pick the winner of this competition, I feel it's safe to leave you the "Keep Up The Good Work" award, without being accused of bribery (I think).

Old Wom Tigley said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
So come on 'ET'.. get it shifted right now.

Flassie's Fil'a said...
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dot said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
The farmer's wife said with a wink and a bow,
"It was the hard boiled eggs I ate for chow"!

Lew said...

But what should they find, it was the sweat of his brow.

Christina LMT said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
"But it's good fertilizer...where's my plow?"

Christina LMT said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
"And if they come back, there'll be a big row!"

Christina LMT said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
"But the missus will fix it, she's a good hausfrau."

Christina LMT said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
"And if I ever catch 'em at it, I'll let 'em have it...ka-POW!!!

Christina LMT said...

That's it, I'm tapped out now! (hah, "now")

I crack myself up.

I, still, like the views said...

It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,
Why not a crop-circle? Gimme one now!"