- You can enter as many times as you want to
- The competition closes 48 hours after this post is published
- The fifth line must rhyme with "cow" and "how"
- The judge will not be swayed by bribery (I think!)
It wasn't the sow; it wasn't the cow,
The farm was stinking; no one knew how
The farmer blamed aliens whom no one had seen:
"They dumped their crap here, all shiny and green,"
Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,
Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter
He declared he was late to deliver the presents,
So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants
Then was immediately sick on the porch in a planter.