Saturday, October 25, 2008

Constable, Have You Seen A Missing Beach?

Sorry, Sir, I’m Not Shore

Police in Jamaica are investigating the puzzling theft of a beach on the island's north coast. An estimated 500 truckloads of sand have been removed outside a planned resort at Coral Spring beach. The beach, in Jamaica's northern parish of Trelawny, was famous for its distinctive white sand.

FOOTNOTE: Beach brawl.


Anonymous said...

I cannot think of one single funny thing to say about this post. My mouth is going OOOOOO like a fish out of water,

Pretty much untraceable I would have thhought.

Maggie May said...

Now that takes some believing. Maybe some one wanted to make a sand pit.

Shrinky said...

Was there a cement mixer lying about?

Meg Wolff said...

Those lamps and lamp post would make a great motif for a haunted mansion. So Halloween!

I couldn't get myself to read about the plane wings icing up, but I'm very curious with the other comments David! So I may have to read.