Thursday, October 09, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you wanted to buy an orca
Would you buy one in Majorca
From a canny pavement hawker
Who was a really sweet talker?

4 comments:

katherine. said...

a man would have to spin a mighty tale

to convince ME to buy a whale...

Maggie May said...

An orca bit my hand
When it was stranded on the sand.
So I really wouldn't buy a whale
Even if it was in a sale.

74WIXYgrad said...

A man once tried to sell a whale
He really tried to make the sale
What stopped him was a dumb remark
He said the whale was a shark

fishing guy said...

Don't buy an Orca off the street
from someone you chance to meet.
You're better off to find a shed
without worries in your head.