Next Time, Try Putting The Cart Before The Horse
Traffic police in Romania tested a horse for alcohol after the cart it was pulling hit a man who was sitting on a bench. The officers, from Lelesti in Gorj county, asked a vet to conduct a blood test which turned out positive. Police suspect the horse might have been given alcohol to make it look stronger and healthier before it was sold.
FOOTNOTE: Cart blanch.
6 comments:
Now that is different. I've never heard of a horse getting a DWI! I hope the man that was hit is ok!
You can take a horse to water, but some prefer booze.
I thought it was OK to "hoof" it if you were drunk.
Alternate Footnote:
Now we know why the bartender asked the horse, "Why the long face?"
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Now I've heard it all...give a horse alcohol to make it look young and healthy but give a man alcohol it just makes him look like an ass.
Sandi
Bet he had one hell of a hangover, poor thing.
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