Sunday, October 19, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

So tell me more about Joe the Plumber
Does he have pipes all round his Hummer?
Will Obama and McCain rely on his answers?
Or is Joe leaving, to join the "tap" dancers?


Sandi McBride said...

Jo or Joe we're all the same
our dreams don't lie within a name
and every man or woman tells
Barack and John it's not a game.
Strike while the iron is raging
vote your conscience not their staging...
Careful now do this right or
it's your dreams that they'll be caging


Queen-Size funny bone said...

Joe is probably wishing he could crawl in a hole right about now. It is pretty sad when they even have to dig up dirt on the plumber.

Epijunky said...

David, I love yours.

Sandi, I love yours more. No offense to our host.

I live in Toledo, Ohio, Joe doesn't live more than ten miles away from me.

Absolute insanity and a man who wishes he had never left the house to talk to Obama.

Anonymous said...

It's a choice between laughing or crying isn't it?

I cringe at the games they play with peoples lives. Not only the poor sap who has been dragged into the mess, but Mr.andMrs goodguy, who will once again have to pay the price for their power mad shennanigans.

Lee said...

Joe was quite surprised to find
his name in the news.
He spoke his mind.

Now he's like to cringe in shame
He can't shut up
Obama or McCain.

You know, I really feel for the man. If they'd done to me what they did to him I'd want to leave the country. Is all this media attention going to adversely affect his plans for starting his own business?


Millennium Housewife said...

The Puns! The Puns!

fishing guy said...

Joe (Oh Joe) are you a Plumber
or are you even really dumber.
A Plumber's licence you don't own,
my your skills you need to hone.

Joe, why no taxes do you pay?
A business you will buy you say.
People can be fooled today
but tomorrow you will pay.

He may not even get a ballot.
Voter registration may be invalid.
So voting may not be an option
after causing such a commotion.

SandyCarlson said...

Joe, Joe, Joe so ordinary
Whose fame today is somewhat scary
Does he represent for you or me or just plain Joe?
Wash the mud off, and move along, Joe!

lisaschaos said...

Giggling, I think Joe is a little tired of it all.

You have lots of good comments on this post too, :) - poor JOe.