Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Christopher, robbin', went down with malice
The magistrate told him his theft was callous
He stole the heart of a girl named Alice
And made her ex-boyfriend terribly jallous


Sandi McBride said...

Women always go for the bad boys, so I've always heard, then spend the rest of their lives trying to turn them into gentlemen. We are contrary creatures, we women.

Epijunky said...

I have absolutely nothing to contribute. That was excellent ;)

And count me in as someone who likes the bad boys.

quilly said...

Having spent 14 years married to a bad boy, I say the rest of the women are welcome to them. I like the hard-working, comes-home-every-night, pays-the-bills fella I have now.

Anonymous said...

Feel so sorry for non-bloggers, look what they're missing.

74WIXYgrad said...

Christopher Robin told Winnie the Pooh
If he wasn't stuffed, he'd have fun too
Chris found Alice and told Pooh the goods
He no longer needs the Hundred Acre Woods

fishing guy said...

David: This one is your best and I'm not touching it.