Friday, October 17, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you need a break from the strictures of scansion
Remember it's getting crowded at the Playboy Mansion
There’s bunnies moving in and bunnies moving out
And everyone’s hoping Hef’s heart remains stout


Epijunky said...

Okay, that's good stuff right there.

I know a few people who are huge fans of Hef :)

Sandi McBride said...

I'm fairly certain (you can take it to the bank)
that Hef's house and his heart will survive any prank
as long as you're careful to leave on the sill his tall glass of bourbon and his little blue pill


Sharon said...

Hef will forever be a Playboy at heart...
Thank God for viagra, the horny old fart! LOL

quilly said...

It isn't Hugh's heart that attracks those sexy little bunnies. It's his

What did you think I was going to say?

74WIXYgrad said...

When going to the Playboy place
You're going to see a lot of lace
I think Hef likes to get those hugs
But better still all those young jugs

Cliff Note:What I mean is 12 year old scotch...Right!