Friday, October 31, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My shrewd old uncle Ebenezer
Hoarded his cash in his freezer
So when his heirs were done and chosen
He told us all his assets were frozen


Queen-Size funny bone said...

good one, and he was a wise old man. can't lose it in the market if its frozen.

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Cold cash, eh?

katherine. said...

cold hard cash....or a cold heartless hard ass....


Maggie May said...

Iceland is no place to save...
The freezer is a better bet.
Or stuff the cash in a cave
Your hard earned cash which made you sweat.......

Might be safer than in a bank
But could smell musty & damp & dank.

74WIXYgrad said...

We're all searching on the web
For a man like uncle Eb
Some may think the man was funny
But he had a freezer full of money

I know some who thought he's sweet
Although his freezer had no meat
A man like that was hard to bash
He had a freezer full of cash

GreenJello said...

Love this one! LOL

fishing guy said...

David: Love it, love it, love it.