Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

King Edward The Third
Gave his people the bird
Then, at Onkaparinga
He flipped 'em the finger

6 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

Did he know what it meant?
Was that really his intent?
King Edward, you goose,
You're trouble when you're loose!

quilly said...

Didn't you mean, King Edward the Turd?

Sandi McBride said...

...ah the headstrong young Edward decided two heads were better than one and so took Mortimer's for his own...poor Isabella, no saint herself was little heard from (quoth the raven) nevermore!
Sandi

74WIXYgrad said...

King Edward number three
He made his gesture with glee
The subjects all answered him soon
When they shot him the moon

Moannie said...

Terrific rhyme, had me searching for the connection...now find a rhyme for orage.

Moannie said...

Um..Orange.