Thursday, November 13, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Of all the animals who did it tough
Never forget the three billy goats gruff
Now there's a petition to send the troll
On a paid holiday to Bikini Atoll

8 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

He'll need a wax.

Bee said...

A Brazilian is definitely in order.

Maggie May said...

For some reason I'm splitting my sides here!
Did one of them hum?

Anonymous said...

So it was your fault! The other day in Waikiki this troll buzzed past me wearing nothing but a Speedo and a mini-bike. My eyes will never be the same. I tried to scrub the vision of all that bouncing, hairy white flab from my mind but it is stuck like glue.

Cliff said...

I'm sorry for my lack of wit
Mr. Troll should just go sit
I do think it's just plain wrong
To have a troll wear just a thong

aims said...

Ah David! I'm leaving you a smile and a wink! Well done!

Anonymous said...

Love it.

CJ xx

larkswing said...

Ok, I decided to come back through these Verse and worse . . .I get more of them than I first had thought. Must have given up too soon too far back.

Cheers!