Friday, July 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Yes, I know it would really pain yer
Cycling all the way to Pennsylvania
But would you be more saddle-sore
If you pedalled to Arkansas?

11 comments:

Not The Rockefellers said...

But you'd need a pair of peppy knees to get your arse up the
Alpe d'Huez.

Peace - Rene

Lew said...

If I was starting in Melbourne I would be more than sore going to either place!

SandyCarlson said...

If you were the Naked Cowboy of New York
Would you rather be flown by a stork?
Go where you will, of course
But know that if you take a horse
You'll know the awful rattle
Of the unforgiving saddle!

Sandi McBride said...

Now how did you know a lot of folk say Ar-can-sar? That is the question!
Sandi

Brit Gal Sarah said...

Well! I could so make a TOTALLY inappropriate comment to do with saddle-sore and Arkansas, but I WILL be a lady!! Thanks for a damn good giggle tho!

Jazz said...

pain yer / Pensylvannia...

Only for an Aussie would that rhyme....

Maggie May said...

Think I would drown if I cycled off the island....... or would it be permitted to get a ship before the cycling started?
Anyways.... a sore bum at my age don't sound appealing! Think I won't rise to the challenge. Ta very much!

Shadow said...

you need to get a car!

Nessa said...

I know it would me as PA is just 10 minutes away.

Brian Miller said...

you could get you a nice pair of those padded tush shorts bikers wear. always leads to awkward stares when you stop for a drink though....

Mojo said...

'Tween me and either the terrain
would would generate sufficient pain
in knees and back and bum and brain
to make me want to take a plane.