Thursday, July 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My next-door neighbour Mary
Turned her yard into a prairie
She wears cowboy shirts and collars
As she stomps, whoops and hollers


Pyzahn said...

Yippie eye-o, kye-ay
I've had a stampede day
The time just rushes by
without a hoot or hi.

Maggie May said...

My neighbour cut down my little tree
So I wish I lived next to Ma (e) ry!

Lee said...

She knocked down the fence
And chopped down the trees
Now you can see grass
As far as you please


Katney said...

My front lawn is a wildfloweer meadow. but I will pass on the cowboy shirts.

Eddie Bluelights said...

She said, "I'd love a go
at riding a horse rodeo!"
The horse threw her off
But she'd not had enough
And mounted again with a cough!

She held on so tight the poor lass
And was thrown off the horse on her ass
She whipped the poor nag
Like a half crazy hag
And wiped from her jeans marks of grass.