It’s Like Goldilocks And The Three Beers
It may have seemed like an emergency at the time, but a Connecticut man is now regretting his call to 911. The man was arrested after police said he called several times and asked them to bring him beer. He was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to hospital for treatment for an undisclosed ailment.
FOOTNOTE: Mystery ale-ment.
18 comments:
I know, I know---"One was too HOT, one was too COLD(impossible!), but the third one was JU-U-U-ST right!
Alternate Footnote:
Man faces other charges stemming from ordering pizza from a firehouse...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Alternate Footnote #2 -
When cops arrived, man was barley conscious...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Hi Bruno,
That, my friend, is the comment of the day!
Bravo ....
Cheers (in more ways than one)
David
Hi Bradley,
There is a standup routine at a comedy festival just waiting for you.
I really enjoy reading your Alternative Footnotes!
Keep smiling
David
And again, Bradley,
Barley conscious? That is brilliant. Ring Jerry Seinfeld now ....
He'll hire you immediately.
Keep smiling
David
WHen you got to have it, I guess you got to have it.
I fail to see how that isnt an emergency
I wonder what would have happened if he had called in for Sushi. Raw treatment, tuna boarding? Or a feature in the New York Times food section?
A lobotomy, one hopes?
He should have asked for a DD (double diamond) works wonders.
I heard this on NPR while I was driving almost ran off the road laughing .. sk
He should have asked for a crate first off!
mystery ale-ment...laughing...
I love your posts David, and I absolutely love Bradley's footnotes. Put the two together - and it is priceless!
That was aired on National Public Radio…go figure the man had to be crazed
Undisclosed ailment? Uh, I think he disclosed his ailment when he called 911 and asked for beer. It's called being loaded to the gills and dumb as a stump... Never to things that should ever mix and mingle.
Funny this! I remember the newscasters joking about this incident on local radio the day after it happened.
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