Thursday, November 15, 2007

Wee Wee Wee, All The Way Home

Falling Down On The Job

What do you do if you're in a traffic jam and you simply have to pee? Don't do what this German motorist did. Heinrich Mannhaim left his car and thought he would relieve himself from a flyover. Just one problem. It was dark at the time and he somehow fell almost eight metres (23 feet is the official height) from the A20 bridge at Neukloster in northern Germany. He survived with only mild concussion and was treated for shock. I guess he really did go a bridge too far.

FOOTNOTE: To pee or not to pee, that is the question.

17 comments:

frannie said...

I heard a story about a guy who did this and he is now a listed sex offender! isn't that crazy?

thanks for visiting my blog!

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Man rendered permanently to urine-nation...


Bradley
The Egel Nest

Pope Terry said...

Concussion or pee yourself, I'd choose a head injury every time.

Cowgirl said...

Pee Careful Out There, People!!!!!

You're getting addictive, David!!!

Cheers for the grin. And step away from the fabric softener....

simon said...

was he "pissed"? hahahahah!!!

(Can I say that here Dave??)

Misty Dawn said...

I have to admit - this sounds like something I would do. When I gotta go - I gotta go!

I'm not even going to attempt a funny comment, because I'm too busy laughing hysterically at the ones you have already received!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Darn simon, you've just nicked my punchline!

david mcmahon said...

Hi Frannie,

The longer the freeways get, the more difficult it is to keep a bladder under control.

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Bradley,

You'll have to publish a book of all your alternative footnotes!

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

G'day Your Eminence,

Yes, but you;d have your mitre to protect you.

And flights of angels to break your fall.

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Cowgilr,

Ah, VERY nice line! Yep, I'll take your advice.

I'm glad my blog is becoming addictive ....

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Simon,

Piston broke. In more ways than one!

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Misty Dawn,

This is the best part of being a blogger - reading the consistently funny remarks from other people!

Cheers

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Carol,

Simon was too quick for me, too!

Cheers

David

Lee said...

He's lucky that he only got a concussion. If that had happened in the states he might also have been arrested for indecent exposure.

What is a flyover?

Peace!

david mcmahon said...

Hi Lee,

I guess an flyover would be the equivalent of a US overpass.

Which of course is very different from Passover.

That's not a flippant remark if you consider how lucky this guy was to survive.

Cheers

David

Corey~living and loving said...

oh my....he must have had to go....wonder if he was drinking?