Friday, November 16, 2007

Sweet Nothings

Doughnuts Could Be Creature Comforts

Whether the mystery critter roaming northern Florida is an orangutan, a "baby Bigfoot" or something else, wildlife officials think it might have a bit of Homer Simpson in it. After a bear hunter said an animal that could be an orangutan stole jelly doughnuts from him, a wildlife investigator has tried to use sweet treats to lure the creature into the open in Baker County. There have been several sightings of what witnesses have described as a "big orange ball of fur," though officials have yet to confirm it's an orangutan. Fish and wildlife investigator Ken Holmes laid doughnuts at the base of a tree in hopes of catching the animal, but it eluded him.

FOOTNOTE: Catch a Bigfoot? That's some feat.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hey, wat a coinsidence! I've been baykin carrot cayke an jus put up sum fotoes!! Come an see!


BRUNO said...

I can remember an episode of The Simpsons, where Homer and Bart were "in the buff, in the wild!" Yeah, go ahead---admit it, YOU know the one! And danged if I don't think he ended up with donuts at the end...!

Catmoves said...

A groan for your last line.
Let's hope they don't hurt the animal (if it is an orang, let's hope it doesn't hurt them).

david mcmahon said...

Hi Bob,

Just walking out the door, but will check your site as soon as I return.

Just sent Helena an email ....



david mcmahon said...

Hi Bruno,

I'm concentrating and I do really T H I N K I recall it!!!!



david mcmahon said...

Hi Catmoves,

I knew you'd groan at that line! I'm intrigued - I really want to know what it is!



Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Hope they also left out a toothbrush with them..

Sniz said...

I love your footnote! I didn't know that orangutans liked donuts! I love to learn something new and I'm sure that this tidbit will come in handy in many, many situations.

Lena said...

My advice is to leave a Jelly Babies encrusted, apple, apricot, fresh cream and jam-based 8-inch sponge - with a mountain of sqirty cream oozed on top!

If the thought of one can get me out of bed in the morning, the scent of one will draw old rusty-critter forward! I promise ya!

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Astronauts show up after misreading sign...They thought there would be orange tang...