Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
Great-uncle Fred could not have been keener
About his meeting with Miss Demeanour
But when he went and lost his denture
The evening became a Miss Adventure
About his meeting with Miss Demeanour
But when he went and lost his denture
The evening became a Miss Adventure
10 comments:
Some dates are like that...the first and only! Poor Uncle Fred should invest in Denture Clencher lol
Sandi
Eek! What happened to the comment I posted....a poem....?
Miss Demeanour was in a clench
When Freddie's tooth she did but wrench!
She sucked it out when they had a kiss
"I've lost me tooth" Fred started to hiss.
This unfortunate lady was horrified
And thanked the Lord that she hadn't died!
Great-uncle Fred could not have been keener
About his meeting with Miss Demeanour
But when he went and lost his denture
The evening became a Miss Adventure...
Fred's teeth had been sucked by the vacuum cleaner.
Fred could be called Mis(ter)Hap.
David i enjoyed yr poem but when I read maggi may's ....if before i was smiling, now i was falling off my chair in laughter hahahahhahahaha
katydinot's ending is oso cute :)
Oh, I THOUGHT about it, alright. But then I said to myself, "Naw, let somebody ELSE "dirty-up" the family room!"
But I DID think about it....!
Hahaha...this is funny...
Are you sure it was Miss Nomer?
I hope he did nothing to demean her. ;-)
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