Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Great-uncle Fred could not have been keener
About his meeting with Miss Demeanour
But when he went and lost his denture
The evening became a Miss Adventure

10 comments:

Sandi McBride said...

Some dates are like that...the first and only! Poor Uncle Fred should invest in Denture Clencher lol
Sandi

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Eek! What happened to the comment I posted....a poem....?

Maggie May said...

Miss Demeanour was in a clench
When Freddie's tooth she did but wrench!
She sucked it out when they had a kiss
"I've lost me tooth" Fred started to hiss.
This unfortunate lady was horrified
And thanked the Lord that she hadn't died!

katydidnot said...

Great-uncle Fred could not have been keener
About his meeting with Miss Demeanour
But when he went and lost his denture
The evening became a Miss Adventure...
Fred's teeth had been sucked by the vacuum cleaner.

San said...

Fred could be called Mis(ter)Hap.

Bengbeng said...

David i enjoyed yr poem but when I read maggi may's ....if before i was smiling, now i was falling off my chair in laughter hahahahhahahaha

katydinot's ending is oso cute :)

BRUNO said...

Oh, I THOUGHT about it, alright. But then I said to myself, "Naw, let somebody ELSE "dirty-up" the family room!"

But I DID think about it....!

alicesg said...

Hahaha...this is funny...

willow said...

Are you sure it was Miss Nomer?

Jennifer H said...

I hope he did nothing to demean her. ;-)