Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mayor The Force Be With You

You Scratch My Back And I’ll ...

A Croatian politician has been swept to power after promising voters he would rip them off at every opportunity. Despite using the slogan "All for me - nothing for you", Josko Risa was voted in as mayor of Prolozac. "I just told them the truth. This town will be like my family business. If I get a little something, so do they," he explained.

FOOTNOTE: Ripped off.

6 comments:

Cynthia Pittmann said...

Sounds a bit like Puerto Rican politics! Keep it in the family. <3

Jinksy said...

The date on this post is messing with my head again - Tuesday 26th - and here's me just about getting to grips with Monday 25Th!

Anonymous said...

After a while I predict they change the name of the town to Prozac, because everyone will need some. ~Mary

Maggie May said...

The last comment took the words right out of my mouth!
In fact I read it as Prozac the first time.
Pity our government in England was not so honest when they came into power!

Eddie Bluelights said...

I think this chap would do very well in England. At least he tells the truth ao we would know where we are with him. Our lot rip us off but pretend they are upright and sqeaky clean. ~ Eddie

Akelamalu said...

I suppose he should get 10/10 for telling the truth but I wouldn't vote for him!