Can Someone Tell Him How He Got Up There?
An Austrian student woke up in the cab of a 150-foot-high crane in Graz, after a night spent drinking with friends. He told police he had no idea how he got up there when they found him after construction workers called them in Graz. Officers said: "He had no idea how he got up there and just remembers leaving the pub and feeling very tired."
FOOTNOTE: Just for larks.