Thursday, November 01, 2007

Someone’s Looking Extremely Sheepish

High On A Hill Lives A (Very) Lonely Goatherd

Swiss police are investigating after a flock of 90 sheep vanished from a remote Alpine pasture - for the second time. It is the second time in a year that the flock has vanished, leaving no traces of their whereabouts. After the first time, farmer Silvano Bacciarini, from the Magadino plain in Tessin, had to buy new stock. A baffled police spokesman admitted: "The only way to the pasture is by a remote track - the sheep were not driven away as there was no foot prints, nor was a lorry driven to the meadow. Yet we searched by helicopter and there is no sign of the animals anywhere."

FOOTNOTE: Which crook grabbed the sheep?

6 comments:

Les Becker said...

El Chupacabra must be on vacation in Australia...

TheBirdman33 said...

Finally proof of aliens!
lol

(or transformers)

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Alien sheep industry flourishing after increases in mass abductions...


Bradley
The Egel Nest

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

The truth is out there.. (cue spooky music)

karoline said...

one really shouldn't imbibe whilst tending one's flock...it makes for a bugger of a time remembering which slope you drove them up..

k;)

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Space aliens, despirate for female companionship, who've been watching shepards a bit too closely. Beam me up some wild fun scotty.