Monday, October 06, 2008

Shed Your Inhibitions

Them’s The Breaks, For Gardeners

British gardeners have been told not to lock their sheds - so thieves don't damage them when they break in. Allotment holders in Bristol have been warned padlocks can lead to thieves forcing their way through doors and windows of the council-owned sheds.

FOOTNOTE: Don’t lock, Smith.

8 comments:

CrazyCath said...

Well I never knew that guv!
Cor blimey. What next?

I'd lock it and PROVE a forced entry!

Charles Gramlich said...

So, if people are going to steal just let them? Ok, that's a strange approach.

Merisi said...

What's next? Milk and cookies, plus a dozen reindeers for a speedy getaway?

leslie said...

Might as well put a sign out front: Thieves Welcome! *duh*

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Look it up and throw away the tree...

Bradley
The Egel Nest

quilly said...

You're a writer? Hmmm. So, what's with that first sentence? Missing some info, isn't it?

Luckily, you wrote the rest clearly enough that I can easily deduce what is missing. ;)

Abraham Lincoln said...

That is something. It sounds like something George W. Bush would want done.

The Egel Nest said...

My Alternate Footnote today was SUPPOSED to say...LOCK IT UP and throw away the tree...!!!

Oh well...lol

Bradley
The Egel Nest