Saturday, October 04, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Slender Kate Moss has been cast in pure gold
But her fifty-kilogram statue will never be sold
Mick Jagger might covet it, but that's his loss
We all know a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss

8 comments:

Carol said...

You are the King of Word-play!!

Seamus said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Rachel said...

oh mah holy hell :-)

You are too funny, seriously.
I just snorted Miller lite and that is not a comfortable feeling.

Celebration of Life said...

You are a hoot, David!
Thanks for the chuckle!
Jo

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

LOL! Brilliant!!!

Moannie said...

We're all aware that she can pose
That she's an International Beauty
It's just a shame the sculptor chose
To show off all her booty

jams o donnell said...

Haha wonderful!

Abraham Lincoln said...

I laughed when I read this. I assume you are the author.