Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

No one milks cows quicker than Ron Campbell
If you wanted to gamble, there’d be a mad scramble
His daily chores (‘tis true) would take me a week
I don’t have a clue how he turns the udder cheek

3 comments:

Carol said...

Udderly funderful verse!

Maggie May said...

What could be worse
Than handling an udder of a cow?
Perhaps this little verse?

fishing guy said...

If we talk about farmer Dell
he doesn't do all that well.
He pulls and yanks at the tit
he must not have the the wit
to tell the cow a funny tale
to help fill the bucket's well.