Saturday, June 06, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

D’you remember the day when Gordon McGregor
Stole a false limb and became a three-legger?
He entered (and won) the three-legged race
But the judges declared him a cheat in disgrace


Lee said...

When Gordon McGregor copped a prosthetic
He clearly showed a huge lack of ethic
His victim smiled, he'd lost no face
For robbers and cheats end up in last place

Muthering Heights said...

LOL, I can totally picture that!

Brian Miller said...

smiles. have a great weekend.

Seamus said...

LMAO! :)

Maggie May said...

*I'm Jeg the Peg......
With my extra leg

Rolph Harris was the man
Who ran a race and faced a ban.
It really wasn't fair you see
For others, who didn't have the three.

SandyCarlson said...

Silly McGregor, what was he thinking?
To steal a false limb is just stinking?
Two people together, we know the rule.
Go it alone and you're acting the fool.

Sandi McBride said...

Oh can I ever hope to compete with such wit? This was your best yet!

Daryl said...

I be he was caught
while running fraught
with fear he be tripped up
snagged on the laces on his way to the races?

Ananda girl said...