Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

When the lady of the manor
Picked up a rusty spanner
The butler began to panic
And made her diet organic

7 comments:

Brian Miller said...

It was the lady, with the spanner, in the library...what we're not playing CLUE?

Just Joni said...

Good butlers are hard to find ~

Muthering Heights and Other Senseless Sensibility said...

Smart butler!

Pouty Lips said...

That was a tumultuous situation.

Ananda girl said...

Must have been the hormones injected into the meat alright!

Eddie Bluelights said...

Her mum was Lady Chatterly
Who's daughter liked the Butler latterly
The game keeper was non too pleased
When out of favour he now was eased
So he picked up that rusty spanner
And made mischief in ungentlemanly manner.
The butler soon was terrified
When his nuts were undone and mortified.

. . . can't finish it . . . I am called by "She who must be obeyed!"
Love this stuff ~ Eddie

Shadow said...

organic diet with what. 'forget what you want to do' pills??? very funny!