Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He drinks so much he’s perenially bilious
Which explains (I guess) why he’s so supercilious
He was once engaged to a woman called Hilary
She left him because he smelled like a distillery

9 comments:

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Can you blame her?!? Love the rhymes on this one...bilious and supercilious...such delightful word play...I chuckled over and over again...and think I'll still be chuckling later tonight...~Janine

NitWit1 said...

Very funny.. I' feel the same about tobacco!!!!!!!!!!!!

Southern Drawl said...

Quite a poem! :D

quilly said...

Gee willery,
Smart Hillary.

(Hey, what do you expect. I've got the flu!)

Unseen Rajasthan said...

Funny Poem !! :)

♥ Braja said...

You're nuts.

And I love it :)

74WIXYgrad said...

He wanted to make himself a still
Hide it well from his girl Hill
He really was a silly punk
Denying the fact he was a drunk

Shadow said...

eeeeuw, a distillery isn't good....

Mojo said...

So instead Hilary married a fella named Bill
And we all know how that went on Capitol Hill.