Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Back in the days when he trained as a swimmer
Cornelius Jones could not have been slimmer
Now he’s hampered by the size of his belly
He says it’s because he watches too much telly


Brian Miller said...

telly will do
that to you
before you know it
you'll look like a doughnut.


lakeviewer said...

Telly and beer belly
are gemelli.

Merisi said...

You sure he didn't turn into Jonas the Whale?

Shadow said...

so much wisdom in these few lines...

Rebel Mother said...

Ha! Good job he's not got Michael Phelps bad habits! RMx

Lee said...

Funny, David! It's true too! I guess you've seen this kind of thing, we probably all have. Ex pro athlete who retires and gets really overweight. I find myself wondering how people who supposedly lived the fit life so enthusiastically can go so couch potato.


TechnoBabe said...

Hooray for you,
for telling it true.

Let's have some more writing about turning off the TV.