Saturday, May 10, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My good mate Big Kevvy
Is a thoroughbred fanatic
He bought a horse called Chevy
And keeps it in his attic

8 comments:

Jennifer H said...

Or, in Medieval times...

Things That Go Bump, and a Knight


(So it's a stretch. Just go with it.)

Maggie May said...

Our attic has some windy stairs
Sometimes we have a job with chairs
And mattresses and things like that
There is no room to swing a cat.
I don't believe a horse would fit
Upon the the stairs of an attic!

quilly said...

Kevvy's house caved in just t'other day,
I don't know if it was the attic full of horse manure,
Or the window boxes full of hay,
The insurance man threw a great big fit,
And then refused to pay.
So I'm calling on you for a bit of help,
You now a place where Kevvy and his horse can stay?

quilly said...

aargh!

KNOW

KNOW

KNOW

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Ouch

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

He feeds it lots of hay
And waters it at noon
He makes no sense whatever
He's crazy as a loon!

Rhea said...

a horse named Chevy in the attic. I like it.

Old Wom Tigley said...

Ode To David.

I think Davids ditti's are very witty.
I don't agree with some, who call them ......... 'bitty'. ( ;o) )
I'll tell you now, there's nowt quite worse.
Than doing a blog post using just verse.

...............

Well done with all of them david.. all the best mate
Tom