Saturday, May 17, 2008

Stair Case

Sticking Point For Drunken Wager Over A Tractor

A Polish farmer is facing jail after a drunken bet in which he drove his two-ton tractor (we don’t known if it was a Massey-Ferguson) down a set of stairs in the middle of a town square in Tczew. He said: "After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep." But the vehicle got jammed and he fled - only to be caught by police an hour later back in the pub after witnesses gave cops a description.

FOOTNOTE: Messy Ferguson.

9 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

I guess he should have taken the elevator.

the teach said...

David, funny story! I know there must be something I'm not getting between Messy Ferguson and Massey Ferguson - maybe it's an Australian thing?

Charles Gramlich said...

LOL. A Tractor accident. or is that a tractor incident.

Monique said...

A hoot! And then for him to go back to the pub!

San said...

Oh no, not another Polish joke.

Sandi McBride said...

To bad, he seemed to be talking a good game, at least half way up...
Sandi

Shrinky said...

Seems my driving 'ain't so bad, after all..

CrazyCath said...

Back in the pub?
He doesn't learn then...

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Well if it was a John Deere I hope he was locked up!

CJ xx