Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Geometry is all about checking every angle
Harmony is all about avoiding every tangle
Algebra is just the art of sorting out equations
Diplomacy is what you use at family occasions

17 comments:

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

The last line made me laugh out loud.

Marla said...

The last line is quite true!

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Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Geography is all about what goes where
History is all about who was there
Ethics is all about was it fair,
Love is all about....if you dare...

Betsy said...

Oh yes....all so true...every line!

Rachel said...

Very cute and Very true :-)

Princess said...

Truth in verse. Love your poem.

Rhea said...

ROFL The last line is the real kicker. Fabulous rhyme!

Sandi McBride said...

My God, that last line is so true...it cracked me up...as I learned to walk on eggshells at a very early age!
Sandi

Jules~ said...

oh boy am I giggling right now. How true a statement that is.

quilly said...

It all started when Grandma lost her plastic dentures in the punch. They floated up top with the ice where all us kids could see them. Gram fished them out and told the maid to go ahead and serve the punch to us kids.

That's when my cousin Clint assured us it would be all right, because all the germs stayed at the top. Then he leaned over to the maid and said, "Dip low, Mazie. Dip ow."

CrazyCath said...

That is so true! And I love lavinia ladyslipper's addition. And quilly's tale... ewwww!

What about:

Reading is all about words and books,
Art is all about how it looks,
Writing is capturing a moment's flight,
Whilst dancing with a lover deep into the night...

Jeanne said...

Good one. Got a link to you from Sandi at Holding Patterns. I can see it's going to take me some time to spend here with your links and beautiful pictures. Excellent.

i beati said...

excellente

Celebration of Life said...

You're too funny!
Have a great day, David!
Jo

Gonecase said...

Very neat and very true.

Liked your philosophy of writing, great blog :)

nitebyrd said...

Brilliant! I love it!

Colleen said...

HA HA!! David- This one was GREAT!