Nothing Is Certain Except Debt And Taxis
Two Romanian greengrocers who broke into a rival's warehouse to steal his entire stock of grapes were caught – because they hired three taxis to ferry away their haul. Police stopped the convoy and found sacks of grapes filling the boot and interior of all three vehicles.
FOOTNOTE: Shower grapes.
11 comments:
I suppose it's universal...criminals are not the smartest bunch on the planet!
:) Terri
There's some very odd people in the world!
CJ xx
'shower grapes'
*snicker*
Some criminals are too dumb for words. Thanks for the giggles David.
They then complained about how they were being treated by the authorities and were told that was all sour grapes.
LOL not a smart move!
Hee hee. That's just very silly.
I'm sure they had planned a grape escape.
And now the crooks are singing a new tune...Days of whine and groceries...
Sandi
London cab drivers would never be that accomadating..
Jealousy is just sour grapes - isn't it?
Great story, as are these comments. Grape escape indeed. Days of whine and groceries. I am greed with envy at all of you punsters. David, you've created monsters. Delightful ones.
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