Friday, May 30, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

History teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired for being excessively "bubbly".

7 comments:

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Groan! (love it!)

katherine. said...

laughing...in my limited experience...once they are dishevelled and stubby....they have worn off all the bubbly....

katydidnot said...

History teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired by being excessively “bubbly”.

So the school had to hire a history stand in.

katydidnot said...

yeah, i was pretty sure the ombudsman had to be an aussie.

katydidnot said...

an aussie ombudsman from victoria
whose limericks have produced mass euphoria
oversees all the grocery storing
for me because i find it so boring...

i'll stop now. lest you think i'm stalking you.

Lin said...

You simply shall not sop champagne,
then proceed to 'dis' dear Charlemagne.

CrazyCath said...

Better than being excessively drunk! ;0)