Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
History teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired for being excessively "bubbly".
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired for being excessively "bubbly".
7 comments:
Groan! (love it!)
laughing...in my limited experience...once they are dishevelled and stubby....they have worn off all the bubbly....
History teacher Postlethwaite Brandon
Grew too fond of Moet & Chandon
He arrived in school dishevelled and stubbly
And was fired by being excessively “bubbly”.
So the school had to hire a history stand in.
yeah, i was pretty sure the ombudsman had to be an aussie.
an aussie ombudsman from victoria
whose limericks have produced mass euphoria
oversees all the grocery storing
for me because i find it so boring...
i'll stop now. lest you think i'm stalking you.
You simply shall not sop champagne,
then proceed to 'dis' dear Charlemagne.
Better than being excessively drunk! ;0)
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