Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

What would happen if Engelbert Humperdinck
Rocked up to a concert clad in hot pink
Please release me, let me go
I don’t want to see him glow


quilly said...

Engelbert Humperdink,
Pink or blue,
Likely wouldn't
sing for you.

King of Romance,
King of Sex,
Prefers Roxanne,
And you are Rex.

(According to Wikipedia, Engelbert Humperdink is reputed to have had sexual relations with over 3000 women.)

Celebration of Life said...

If Engelbert Humperdinck sang in pink
I think his concert would really stink
Please release me, let me go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it sno

Janelle said...

..up up and away in my beautiful balloon... for sure!

BritGal' Sarah said...

Englebert Humperdick clad in pink
Would really really stink

But then maybe the undies thrown his way
Often are the same way!

Merisi said...

He would be arrested, of course,
by the Decency Squad!

The Electric Orchid Hunter said...

I always assumed it was a stage name, but I was astonished to discover that the name Arnold Dorsey picked, belonged to some 19th century German opera composer. How unfortunate.

CrazyCath said...

You DO know you are officially certifiable now with that one? And I CAN do it you know!

Made me laugh (and sing!) out loud.
You are mad. God help your family....

willow said...

You're right, David. Me either. ;)

womaninawindow said...

HUMP - Her - DINK! That, in and of itself has always been enough to illicit a laugh...how old am I? 8?

indicaspecies said...

What would happen if good ole’ Engelbert Humperdinck
Rocked up to a concert clad in bright and sexy pink
I’d sing along, “Please release me, let me go” with a wink
And I would blink, drink and dance with him in sync

Haha..And how old am I? Sweet 16, I think!

Sandy Kessler said...

I'm singing that all day ahahahahahahah