Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Forest Grump

Maybe They Didn’t Want To Go The Whole Hog

A pair of teenage German car thieves had to call police for help after they were cornered by a herd of wild boar. They had abandoned a stolen car and run into thick forest, where they managed to evade the pursuing officers. But when charged by a herd of wild boar, they climbed a tree and had to ring police to rescue them.

FOOTNOTE: Seen but not herd.

10 comments:

sybil law said...

Now that's just funny!

Crayons said...

Hi David,
I'm in a very bad mood today, but this actually made me smile. Well done -- your part, not theirs. BTW, thank you for directing me to your colleagues blog. Thanks for leaving a trace on my blog! G'dahy.

Rachel said...

How on earth? LMAO!
So:

Wild pigs chase hired pigs
Too cute.

JaneyV said...

Don't you just love how Karma works! RAOTFL.

I know from living there that the pigs in Germany carry weapons - not sure about the wild boar though!
(Apologies to any Law Enforcement Officers I've offended just for a gag!)

Jennifer H said...

Sounds like the night didn't go as planned, but at least they weren't boared.

:-)

Jeni said...

While I love all your little blurb type news reports, the wild and wacky puns you almost always put in there as an alternate "headline" and the errant poetry things, I gotta tell you today, this piece absolutely cracked me up! How fitting an end to their errant ways is it that they had to call the police to rescue them? Hysterical!

D... said...

Had to call the "pigs" to rescue them from the wild pigs? Love.It!

Mushy said...

Run idiots, run!

Shrinky said...

Guess they just got bored hanging around? Tee-hee.

Max-e said...

There was nothing boaring about that escapade. I love the justice of it :)