Monday, November 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Ah, the joy of my neighbour Nugget
Found a mine but hadn't dug it
It had a vein of platinum
The profits will surely fatten 'im

5 comments:

Lee said...

I think somebody misses the Yukon. ;)

Cheers!

Celebration of Life said...

You should be a writer when you grow up! :o) Thanks for the chuckle of the day!
Jo

Sandi McBride said...

I see the operative word was "had"
and now your neighbor's news is bad
that vein he'd hoped would make him rich
is bleedin' nothing but rocks and pitch...
Sandi

Maggie May said...

I think your neighbour's led you on
Cos, now the vein has surely gone!

Cliff said...

The digging would make him healthy
And the metal would make him wealthy
He don't dig because he is much too lazy
And now his future is much too hazy