Saturday, January 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My second cousin (twice removed) Harrison Logan
Sure fancied himself as some sort of shogun
But he never had a dynasty that needed his ruling
Although as a gourmand he was famous for drooling


SandyCarlson said...

Style and grace become everything
To a guy who can't help drooling.
Let him rule if he must
He has a hankie I trust
To deal with all that ol' drooling.

Gail said...

Poor old Harrison Logan
forgot to wear his trusty Trojan
years later he found
the drool did abound
the tool he carried was explodin'

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

Thank You for your comment on my blog!

Maggie May said...

A second cousin TWICE removed.......
Almost a stranger, can it be proved
That he really is related to you?
A drooling, gourmand, shogun....phew!

Word verification mindshi.....Is it trying to tell me something?

Merisi said...

One hopes he did get beyond the drooling stages, every now and then.

Word Veri: unrenona

Lisa at Greenbow said...

Hmmmm, I think I might know someone like this droolin cousin
he is always a fussin.

I really like the sky reflection in you sunnies picture.

Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment on my blog. While our gray skies are boring, your 100F temps are frightening.

Anonymous said...

It's not very nice to drool in your rice
Or to slobber all over your Sushi.
And you may be a Shogun
But I'm here to say, son,
That you're eating just like an Acouchi.
[South American rodent:how's that for pushing the bar?]