Friday, January 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I’m standing here in awe of your drawing of a donkey
But I cannot understand why the foreleg is wonky
And my fellow art critics seem to think it’s rather crass
To be checking artwork titled "Mrs Wotherspoon’s ass".


Sandi McBride said...

Mrs. Wotherspoon called her ass Jack...don't know what she named the donkey

® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Standing in the artroom were students all in awe,
Of a naked 6 foot model who comes walking through the door,
A body full and curvy that reminds them all of Venus,
But then their eyes look down "Oh no she's got a penis!!"

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I had a comment but I think I'll pass...

jinksy said...

It's easy to see where funny people like to hang out - Verse and Worse is the place for the in crowd...

Poutalicious said...

Even worse add to the end:

In a book of artistic perspective by McConkey"

I know I should be shot with a tranquilizer gun.