Friday, January 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I’m standing here in awe of your drawing of a donkey
But I cannot understand why the foreleg is wonky
And my fellow art critics seem to think it’s rather crass
To be checking artwork titled "Mrs Wotherspoon’s ass".

5 comments:

Sandi McBride said...

Mrs. Wotherspoon called her ass Jack...don't know what she named the donkey
Sandi

® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Standing in the artroom were students all in awe,
Of a naked 6 foot model who comes walking through the door,
A body full and curvy that reminds them all of Venus,
But then their eyes look down "Oh no she's got a penis!!"

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I had a comment but I think I'll pass...

jinksy said...

It's easy to see where funny people like to hang out - Verse and Worse is the place for the in crowd...

Poutalicious said...

Even worse add to the end:

In a book of artistic perspective by McConkey"

I know I should be shot with a tranquilizer gun.