Friday, January 23, 2009

Don’t Forget The Tip

Fancy Yourself As A Hot Shot, Buddy?

A US man had his gun confiscated after he accidentally shot a lavatory bowl in a restaurant toilet. The handgun went off while he was hitching up his pants. Police say the bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. No one was hurt in the unusual incident.

FOOTNOTE: Toilet humour.

14 comments:

® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Wow, what a close shave! It could have gone off inbetween his legs and destroyed his life!
Guns = trouble

Carolina said...

Well, the shooter's arm was hurt wasn't it. And probably his pride.

richies said...

Just another reason I don't like public bathrooms :)

An Arkie's Musings

Cheffie-Mom said...

Oh my, that could have been way worse! LOL!

jinksy said...

From this story it's easy to see,
when aiming to go for a pee,
it's best to let pants
nestle low on the hips,
than to hitch 'em
and shoot the poor toilet to bits.

GreenJello said...

I saw this on the news. The toilet was destroyed! LOL!

Craver Vii said...

Dang, I hate when that happens. Was his name Barney Fife?

George said...

Only in America!

Charles Gramlich said...

Perhaps it would have been better to have been a closer shave. So that he wouldn't reproduce and pass on those genes.

quilly said...

Somethings really don't belong in one's pants pockets. Like brains. Brains should be in in place and in use at all times.

Keeping in mind that it was a death caused by negligence rather than premeditated, what kind of sentence does one get for murdering a toilet?

Pat Houseworth said...

Guess he blew the "crap" out of the crapper?

The Muse said...

Yikes! LOL

Maggie May said...

That was dead funny!

Good one Jinksy!

Shrinky said...

Guess he shot his load, huh?