Saturday, January 24, 2009

That Carpet’s Very Crooked

And So Too Is The Bloke Wrapped Up Inside It

A crook in Warsaw, Poland tried to dodge a police search by disguising himself as a carpet. He rolled himself up in a giant rug and propped himself up against a balcony wall. After a two-hour search, a detective went out onto the balcony for a smoke and noticed the carpet was trembling.

FOOTNOTE: Starring roll.

13 comments:

Bee said...

I'd like a picture of that one! (Good pun-note)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

So then they vacuumed him up and brought him to jail.

Jay said...

ROFL!!! That's priceless!! I think the police should definitely have taken photos before arresting the .. er .. carpet. LOL!

Maggie May said...

Where do you get these tales? they have me in stitches.

Artist Unplugged said...

That's a rug burn!!!

Jazz said...

Where do you find these things?

Sandi McBride said...

Now that just goes to show yet once again, Crooks are so stupid, there may BE no other line of work for them! They can't even get being crooked right! LOL...had me laughing, specially the bit of whimsy at the end...starring roll indeed!
Sandi

Craig Glenn said...

A most crooked crook from the land of Warsaw
Did wrap himself up to hide from the law
Hiding in a rug may sound kind of hokey
But the shivers it seems, put him in the poky.

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Biggest chuckle of the day, thank you, David!

Daryl said...

At least it wasnt a shag rug...

George said...

This is too funny.

Poutalicious said...

This crooked criminal definitely wasn't thinking straight.

SMS said...

Hilarious!
Thanks for your visit. I love having a few images to keep the memories of a big trip fresh. You should do all you can to go there too!