Friday, February 06, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Next time you’re training to swim the Channel
Ensure your Speedos are made from flannel
Check the tides between Calais and Dover
And drink a cocktail of ginger and clover

4 comments:

Pat - Arkansas said...

Hehehehehe! (vision of flannel Speedo)

Susan English Mason said...

Add a little vodka to it and he will be in dire straits.

George said...

How DO you come up with these?!?

Anonymous said...

It is not very wise to wear Speedos of flannel.
They'll take in the water and soak up the channel.