Monday, October 29, 2007

Amazing Graze

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Police in South Africa impounded a Fiat Uno car that was being used to transport two cows and two goats. Captain Jabulani Mdletshe said residents of the Phelindaba area reported seeing a man loading a cow into the Fiat. When officers arrived, the driver had loaded his vehicle with all four animals and was attempting to speed away. However, he abandoned the car and fled into the bushes. The animals were later handed over to the Hluhluwe Stock Theft Unit, but the driver is still at large.

FOOTNOTE: Herd but not seen.

9 comments:

Merisi said...

A reverse Houdini? *lol*
How in the world does one load one cow into a Fia Uno?

Merisi said...

Reverse Houdini:
Shaken, not stirred.
(Sorry, coudn't help it.)

BRUNO said...

This I would have LOVED to see!

I won't even fit in an Uno!

If he isn't already, this man should be a friggen engineer....!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh my goodness, those poor animals, and with the fright they were given, I'd hate to share the car with them.. bet it was very fragrent, huh?

dr. filomena said...

Hummm... my former car was a Fiat Uno (poor thing) and I can't for the life of me think of a way to fit those animals inside. Whoops!

Hey David, can you please change your link to my blog? I have my own domain name now at www.drfilomena.com
(brag, brag, I know ;-)

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Driver milking car for all it was worth.


Bradley
The Egel Nest

Hyderabad Daily Photo said...

I can't imagine how he could have done it either. I am reminded of some funny stuff I heard in my younger days - there was a series of questions about 'how do you get an elephant into a ...?'

@the egel nest - good one.

Suzi-k said...

this brought back a memory for me... see http://arty-fartying-around.blogspot.com/2007/10/anecdote-and-architecture.html!

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