Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

"Prepare to meet your maker," yelled the butcher to the baker
As they wrestled in the street, beside the undertaker
I’m baffled by what started it, the brawl that brought such woe
I think it was simply sparked by which trader made more dough

12 comments:

skywind said...

Oh, Ennn ... funny.
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Sniffles and Smiles said...

I think this is one of your best...I didn't just chuckle, I roared ....

Sylvia K said...

Oh, yes, now I can get on with my evening, laughing all the way! Thanks, as always, David!

TheWritersPorch said...

This IS one of your best David and really special to me as I have a new bread machine coming Wednesday and I intend to become a baking fool!
Carol

Sandi McBride said...

Now this is not just good, it's perfectly well done with that lovely twist of humor that comes shining through. Yes, your best by far!
Sandi

® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Great one David! ;)

introspection said...

This brought the much needed laugh to my day...!!! thanks.

74WIXYgrad said...

What caused them both to flail
The baker said he was dumb
The butcher placed on the scale
First the meat and then his thumb

Nessa said...

The fighting butcher and angry baker
are both out earned by the quiet undertaker
who is in cahoots with the candlestick maker.

Zlaek said...

Hahahaha.

Were you born with it sir?

Random Wit and Errant Rhyme...
One more time..

Encore!

(it's a pity we've to a whole wait 24 hours each time before u come back with a new one)

But this one's the funniest so far
:-)

Janet said...

This is brilliant.

Maggie May said...

Just caught up with this one.
Brilliant!