Saturday, March 21, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

She should have secured a much stronger knot
The better to tether her million-dollar yacht
When it went with the tide and arrived in Florida
She said her predicament could not have been horrider

11 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

Oooooooo, too bad he wasn't a boy scout, the knot would have been perfect! Nice one!

skywind said...

Ennn ......, go rafting. :)
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Denise said...

It always amazes me how you can think these up. They are always fresh, always make me laugh, how do you do it? Does one just pop in your head or is it like a seed germinating for a while. However your verses come to fruition, they are superb.

Sylvia K said...

Ah, good one, David! And like Denise, they always make me laugh!

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introspection said...

David, you master mind fun verses
In any situation, on any day
Her million $ yatch can go away
Her verses make us smile any way.

Thanks for the daily smile....!!!!

Eddie Bluelights said...

Land ahoy! Crunch!
Horrider! - must look it up!
Very funny as always

lakeviewer said...

Now. Do we know where the boat came from? And if it could survive the travel? Ocean storms tend to destroy a whole lot of stuff.

SandyCarlson said...

The same thing happened
With her husband of a few years
Their slip knot loosed
And she lost the poor dear.

Pat - Arkansas said...

Love it, love it!!

Ananda girl said...

Charming and clever. Your verses are such fun!