Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Morgue The Merrier

Was He An Overtaker Or An Undertaker?

A Croatian motorist who crashed through an undertakers' window woke up to find himself in an open coffin. The man sailed through the air before landing in a display. "This is third or fourth time I've had a car in my shop," moaned the owner, "and none of them have brought me any business."

FOOTNOTE: Dead easy.

11 comments:

ConverseMomma said...

LOL!!!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Too, too funny!

Maggie May said...

Hilarious!
I loved your headings too!

Ananda girl said...

Keystone Kops couldn't have been funnier. ha.

Tracie said...

LMAO! love the owner's quote! :D

introspection said...

Titles, titles, and titles. LOL.

spacedlaw said...

Extreme widow shopping!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Fabulous, David! Where do you find them?

Eddie Bluelights said...

One way to get a free hearse I suppose! Was the car black?

Shrinky said...

The temerity of the fella', like the owner implied, he could at least have had the good grace to expire whislt he was there!

Lola said...

Hilarious! Thank you