Saturday, March 28, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He shouldn't have shown off in his bright red coupe
It was simply too breezy for his brand-new toupee
His lady beside him was shocked and appalled
When she realised he was unrelentingly bald

15 comments:

Shawna said...

That is absolutely hilarious. Quite the visual you created. :)

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Since when did you know my grandfather?...May he rest in peace :-) LOL~Janine

Artist Unplugged said...

A good one, can't have it all huh!

Rinkly Rimes said...

'Unrelentingly' bald? How would he look if his head relented? Bewigged?

introspection said...
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introspection said...

She ordered a U turn at the light
Took no time from coupe to alight
He swore never to be over smart
In showing off with a head start.


Oh this is such fun & hilarious..! Love this daily dose of witty rhymes, David. Thank you.

Regina said...

LOL,(^-^) very good!

Genie Sea said...

LOL!

Love it. What a great blog you have here. :)

Thank you for your lovely comment on my blog, and to answer your question... Genie Air flies everywhere :)

Maggie May said...

The lady in the car behind
Driving along, she thought she'd gone blind.
Something had flung itself into her eyes...
Twas a furry toupee .....which caused her surprise.

Her balding man in the seat beside her
Who she lovingly nicknamed "Furless Tiger"
Put on the toupee and exclaimed with glee...
"A gift from Heaven.... it just fits me!"

ArneA said...

A Poem for me?
Thanks

SandyCarlson said...

But then of blew her wig
And that ended their gig.
The bald man in his coupe
Has not a girlfriend today!

Pinkerbell said...

This is a clever little rhyme. I like "unrelentingly bald" - says how bald but also how much of a shock it was.

Nessa said...

Poor guy.

Leslie: said...

This is hilarious! But for me, whether a man is bald or not makes no difference - except that a "naked" head can be rather sexy! lol

Eddie Bluelights said...

She thought to herself that it wasn't too bad
After all he could have been as old as her dad.
And it is a sign of a man who is virile
To lose all his hair and not to be sterile.
A bit easier than the Shakesperian I have been attempting recently!
Eddie