Monday, March 09, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I’ve spent some time observin'
My next-door neighbour Mervyn
And when the road ain’t curvin'
He’s notorious for his swervin'

16 comments:

Muthering Heights said...

Hmmm, that sounds like a few of my neighbors...

skywind said...

Hehe .... it sounds very funny. :)
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Queen-Size funny bone said...

Sounds like he's been sucking down some Bourbon.

TheWritersPorch said...

He sounds like he went to the same driving school as my husband! HA!

Artist Unplugged said...

That's funny, at least he's not a perv-in! Thanks for your kind comment on my site!

Sylvia K said...

Hmmmm sounds as though we have the same neighbor.

introspection said...

There are too many people swerving on neighbourhood roads. They are mindless of children playing or seniors around.

Lanny said...

Funny, I see this fellow on foot a swervin.

A Thousand Clapping Hands said...

How are you dear David?! I'm swervin' around here myself on the internet, when I ought to be in bed really. I need to figure out the difference in time between US central and Australia. Is it afternoon there now? This will be my project for tomorrow...to find out the time difference between US central and Australia. (I have alot of time on my hands!!! Ha Ha!)
All the best,
Catherine

Eddie Bluelights said...

It's not Mervyn King is it? He used to be able to steer the economy quite well but alas it has now gone off the road along with his car it seems! Eddie

spacedlaw said...

I don't think I have ever commented on these poems of yours although I enjoy them immensely: They never fail to make me smile.
So much so that I suspect that some of their spirit might have got into me when I wrote ...
Thanks for the smiles.

spacedlaw said...

Has the link disappeared from my previous answer?

Nessa said...

It sounds like he's a drunk
and I would have thunk
though he might get in a funk
that he'd be better off in the trunk.

74WIXYgrad said...

I think your neighbor Mervyn
Was doing all his swervin'
Cause he might have been drunk
Or he thought he saw a skunk

Craig Glenn said...

That’s because he took to drinkin’
When the bank repo’d his shinny Lincoln
Now pushin’ pedels has him thinkin’
This darn recession sure is stinkin’

Margaret's Ramblings said...

I know I hardly ever leave a comment but I just wanted to say how important a visit to your place is to me every day. You have made me laugh and made me cry and lead me to visit places I would never have found on my own, thank you, Margaret