Monday, March 30, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Lord Halifax ordered a fresh garden salad
And told the troubadour to cancel the ballad
''I'm not,'' (he declared) ''some silly old geezer''
So he asked for a steak to go with his Caesar


SandyCarlson said...

He ate in silence
Per his own strange desire
The cook gave up on the salad
And doused the steak in fire.

quilly said...

They brought him a steak,
They brought him some wine,
They brought him the salad,
And then he did dine.

Eddie Bluelights said...

"Good Sir, ye speake ill of Caesar and my Halifax and I shall have my revenge and satisfaction for thy deed unspeakable. For I am Elizabeth and ye have beckoned my axeman to perform his vile task to thy head in manner so expressed so wildly on Eddie's blog. Goodday Sir!"

74WIXYgrad said...

We bring you the salad
And know you are chief
No one will disturb you
Enjoy this, your beef