Sunday, March 01, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The artist’s model said she would do no more poses
Unless she was submerged in a bath full of roses
So they sat there for hours removing every thorn
Which just goes to prove you need brains, not brawn

20 comments:

Sylvia K said...

Love it! Just the laugh I needed for the evening!

Muthering Heights said...

I really like this one!

Braja said...

I like them all...

Lee said...

LOL
There once was an art teacher who bragged that his bosses
Had hired a model who did cantilevered poses.
I have no idea why they thought that was cool,
But students were drawing her all through the school.

lakeviewer said...

This is a great bridge out of winter woes.

Flassie's Fil'a said...

So funny! I just watched Change Your Brain, Change Your Life by Dr. Daniel Amen, on PBS.

Artist Unplugged said...

Now that one is really cute! Not to say your others aren't.....

Brooke said...

Too clever! I've always said I'd take a man with brains over brawn any day.

Breeze said...

Love it! Keep 'em comin'

Breeze

SweetPeaSurry said...

Jeez ... how do I miss so many of your posts. LOL ...

This was terrif!

Maggie May said...

While she was lying in the bath
The artist's model began to laugh...
Its not a rose that I need to lie on
But the common flower of the dandelion!
"The sap is good for my skin, you see
And by the way, will you marry me!"

ArneA said...

physical strength in contrast to intelligence ?
Taking care of models (the best ones) makes you do whatever, and creativity is hard work
:)

spacedlaw said...

I wonder if there was no temptation to leave a few...

Kathy said...

LOL thats cute.

SandyCarlson said...

Oh those petals, they went everywhere
When that model blew-dried her hair.
Such prissy models create such turmoil
But, quick, take the picture before petals spoil!

Lanny said...

ow ow ow!

Caffienated Cowgirl said...

Well put! Thank you for the smile :)

Mojo said...

Lest flow'ry barbs pierce tender skin
Remove the thorns e're she climbs in!

(okay I'll stop)

Cath said...

This one is good!
I would remove all the thorns too!

Moannie said...

Guess she was more than just a pretty...face!