Monday, August 31, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Gardeners, you must never sprinkle
Champagne upon a periwinkle
And spilling wine on a budding dahlia
Will doom them all to tragic failure

4 comments:

Maggie May said...

I have a feeling that this verse is for tomorrow and that it escaped from blogger.
2 in one day..... very unusual but perhaps you are starting something new!
I would never spill wine or champagne on flowers as I love the flowers too much!

Brit Gal Sarah said...

Aha sage words indeed David LOL!

Mimi said...

And don't put coke on the grass
It'll make you look crass,
But rhubarb likes wine,
It makes it taste fine.

Shadow said...

blooms with a handover, what an image...